Eli's $3 Trillion Shopping Spree

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Eli Pariser's $3 TRILLION Shopping Spree

Eli bought this entire shopping cart for 2 people!
Instead of spending the money occupying Iraq and killing over a million people.

Teach the World to Sing

QUANTITY: 1
PRICE: $125,496,000,000.00

Personal Particle Accelerator

QUANTITY: 1
PRICE: $273,030,000.00

Virgin Mary Sandwich

QUANTITY: 1
PRICE: $28,000.00

Apple Inc.

QUANTITY: 1
PRICE: $24,000,000,000.00

Seventh Generation Liquid Dish Detergent, Free & Clear, 48-Ounce Bottles (Case of 6)

QUANTITY: 1
PRICE: $27.00

revamp the u.s. education system

QUANTITY: 1
PRICE: $100,000,000.00

Achieve the Millennium Development Goals

QUANTITY: 1
PRICE: $60,000,000,000.00

Personal Helper Monkey

QUANTITY: 1
PRICE: $3,789.00

Xbox 360 Console Halo 3 Special Edition (with HDMI)

QUANTITY: 1
PRICE: $399.00

Barack Obama 2008 - Presidential Election Bumper Stickers (Medium)

QUANTITY: 1
PRICE: $2.00

Every Song in the iTunes Library

QUANTITY: 2
PRICE: $7,000,000.00

george w. bush martian trip

QUANTITY: 1
PRICE: $5,000,000.00

Reinstate the Constitution

QUANTITY: 1
PRICE: $50,000,000.00

'An Inconvenient Truth' for every american

QUANTITY: 1
PRICE: $30,000,000,000.00

Harvard University

QUANTITY: 1
PRICE: $35,000,000,000.00

Build a National High Speed Rail System

QUANTITY: 1
PRICE: $300,000,000,000.00

End hunger and poverty related diseases

QUANTITY: 1
PRICE: $195,000,000,000.00

End our Dependence on Foreign Oil

QUANTITY: 1
PRICE: $500,000,000,000.00

TOTAL: $1,269,938,062,217.00

It's remarkably hard to spend $3 trillion dollars. Even after purchasing both Apple, Inc. (sweet!) and a Virgin Mary Sandwich -- oh, and hitting the millennium development goals, reinstating the constitution, and ENDING HUNGER I had a long way to go. I guess I'd probably save the rest -- might come in handy some time if there's a war or something.