Tired of Dubya? Think you could do a better job? For the low, low price of $1 billion (the total of all the primary, convention, and general election receipts in 2004), you too can buy the presidency! A $1 billion budget will let you dwarf the spending of even the largest American donors and corporations. And, with 4 years per term, that’s only $250,000,000 a year to be the leader of the free world. Now let’s see if you know what global warming is. If you don’t – no problem – Dubya doesn’t either!