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With $3 trillion, you could buy 3 of these for everyone in America!
...or you could spend the money occupying Iraq and killing over a million people.

Launch Your Ashes Into Space

Price: $2,495.00

Face it, we’ve all got to go some time. And what better way to spend eternity than orbiting the Earth.

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